There’s a new religion out there, and it’s serious: the battle in your lower intestine between the good butt-gnomes and the bad butt-gnomes will determine what kind of experience you have in the afterlife. So pay attention!

Winston Bedwell held a press conference to ask for help in having the US Government recognize Butt-Gnomes as an official religion. He even offered physical evidence, in the form of a grainy photo of a butt-gnome that he had expelled and which is even now running loose in the streets. I strongly recommend this link:

http://pascalspress.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/man-wants-recognition-of-butt-gnome-religion/

My only caveat is the blog’s unfortunate tagline: “Faux News You Need To Know”…