Pantera, a Roman legionary, remains a plausible biological father for Jesus
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(Discussion of Pantera is at https://robinhl.com/2011/11/06/jesus-son-of-pantera/, fyi. And Merry Christmas!)
The Gospel According to the Romans 
You mention a Roman Legion of “80000.” Try 5500 when not tasked for battle and 6600 when tasked. You hypothesize too many transfers of info between the deaths of the 2000 pigs and the time of the recording of this event by Matthew. Wrong: Matthew recorded this event while writing his gospel whilst Peter and Paul were laying the foundations of the Church in Rome(Irenaeus wrote his five-volume “Adversus Haereses” and in volume 3.1.1()are walking garbage
You ponder who owned the pigs that cast themselves into the sea. Much of the time pigs are free to wander around in villiages. They eat everything from garbage to human etc excrement.
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My apologies for the typo. Can you give me a reference for it? I will correct it to the 8,000 I intended.
And, no, pigs were not “free to wander around” in Jewish villages! Jews – don’t – like – pigs!
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